We've been slacking for the ill minute (haha, don't know why I wrote that) but yeah, we haven't been doing our part on posting more. As you know, this time of year gets very busy and also there hasn't been a lot of real interesting stuff for us to post.
Like this post for instance, is pointless. But hey, so is a lot of our posts. And you want something that's informative, well I'm sorry sir you came to the wrong blog.
It's the time of the year where everyone really wants to be someone, especially on these cold winter nights you need someone to cuddle up to, right? Well, in need of a person? Have you been slacking on your game and can't get a girl (or guy)?
If you answered YES to any of those questions, you came to the right blog :D
Here are some pickup lines to guarentee on you getting someone or you're money back :)
- I like you're last name, can I have it ?
- I'm not Santa, but you can sit on my lap.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. The sun is hot and so are you.
- Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
- Girl you look so good, I wish could plant you and grow a whole field of yall.
- I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. Oh that's right, it's in the dictionary right next to KABLAAAM!
- Are you a magnet, cause I'm attracted to you.
- You have more curves than a hotwheels track.
- Hey baby come see me, I'm horny.
- I love you more than Milhouse loves Lisa.
- Damnnn, can I get your algebra ?
- If you were the sea, I'd let you go under.
Yeah I ran out of pick up lines.
But I'm sure one of them can get you someone special ;)
or a whore.
I mean, whatever floats you boat.
from us at Perfect Chemistry :)