6 Levels

In case you guys didn't know, there are 6 different kinds of fats & 6 different kinds of "good" sizing. ...Are you completely lost about what I'm talking about? Want me to explain? ...Gladly.

So if you haven't noticed, there are kind of big/large people in this world, but you know some of them get offended when you call them fat. The reason for that is because you may not be using the correct term of fat...see, there's a science to it. LMAO. Just kidding; in basic terms just know there are 6 different kinds of fat & if you don't believe us, just look at the OFFICIAL FAT CHART below:

1. big

2. healthy

3. husky

4. fluffy

5. DAMN!

6. OH HELLLLLLL NO!!!

&you know when they're a DAMN! if you see them heading to the elevator your on but your still willing to let them on.

&you know they're a OH HELLLLLLL NO!!! if you see them heading to the elevator your on & you yell "OH HELLLLLLL NO!!" & try to press the button to close the elevator as quickly as possible.

So we discovered this list the other day & decided to make our own chart. Ours is called The How You Know It's Good Chart. (just think about it & I'm sure you'll understand)

1. small ones

2. smedium ones

3. average ones

4. intermediate ones

5. big ones

(and the rare but possibly out there)

6. two-for-one

Yea of course our chart is about sizes, but I bet most of you are trying to figure out what we're talking about when we say SIZE...and hopefully the name of our chart makes it easier for you to understand.

yeah, he's definitely a #6 on

the fat chart.

LMAO.

-Sincerely,

Perfect Chemistry :]