Because I'm Italian

We can't help it, but we have to admit....we have a slight addiction to Jersey Shore. Especially one cast member in particular : VINNY GUADAGNINO. Me and Suzana have adopted Vinny's Italian roots and decided to become Italians ourselves (at least on facebook), and our (second) last name is now Guadagnino. Why Guadagnino out of all Italian last names (and out of all the Italian last names from the show)? Because, who wouldn't want to be a GUADAGNINO !? And ayeeeeee, we can change our last names because WE'RE ITALIAN. Yeah, it's okay to be jealous. CABS ARE HEREEEEE! Aha, jkay. But you have to admit though, Vinny is pretty dope (and Pauly D too...OH his star tattoo on his elbow is awesomeeee too). Yeah, basically them two. They're hilarious together and even funnier when they're on their own biz-ness.

Here's to you Vinny Guadagnino. You're pretty dope beyond words <3

- Lizi Guadagnino :]

Little Monsters For The Night

so like last week or so Rebecca and I went to the Lady Gaga concert,as known as "Monster Ball" and let me just say ..... IT WAS AMAZING!!! the opening act was this group called The Scissor Sister. i have to admit i had no clue who they were, but they weren't bad. and of course Lady Gaga didn't disappoint, except for the 1 hour wait for her to come on!!!! BUT after that it was all good, minus that really drunk guy in the row in front of us who kept falling all over the place ...... yeaaaaa that wasn't so great. anyway here are some AWESOME pics i took, enjoy:

Best 30 Seconds Of My Life

Ever heard of The Lonely Island? I'm pretty sure you have, and if you still aren't sure, I'm sure you heard their song "I'm On A Boat" before.

Well, they're back with their next hilarious song. "I Just Had Sex" featuring Akon, it's a funny ass song. It's even funnier if your rolling their Dorchester blasting that song in your car, yeah, you think you may be fly like that, but singing you just had sex, uhh I don't know.

Here's the video for the song:



Congrats On The Sex.
-Perfect Chemistry

Down On Me

Of course, every year we get older and things usually get better with age. And everybody knows a birthday isn't complete without the cake and the presents to go with it.
Let's just say, one MEMORABLE gift that I think anybody would want is:

a LAP DANCE.

There would be a video of a specific lap dance I'm talking about, but its best to see just speak of it instead of bragging to everyone by letting them see it, haha. But let's just say, it was definitely something to see, and it was done with the song "Down on Me" by Jeremih feat. 50 cent.

enough said.

happy birthday to you.

-Lizi :]

Creepin'

If some of you didn't know, a new episode of Saturday Night Live was yesterday, January 29th. The episode included Jesse Eisenberg, you know the main guy from the movie The Social Network and musical guest star for the night was Nicki Minaj. The episode in general was pretty funny, especially Jesse's monologue when he met the REAL FACEBOOK guy Mark Zuckerberg, opening scene of that lady politian was funny too (but only if you understood who they're making fun of.)
Best thing of the night on SNL had to be their digital short with a song and dance called THE CREEP. It had three main creeps doing the song and a verse from Nicki Minaj creepin too.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/211060/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-the-creep

So get your knees flexin and

you arms t-rexin, and creep,

DO THE CREEP.

-Lizi :]

Last Night a DJ Saved My Life

So of course, Music runs our lives whether we realize it or not. I'm here to just suggest to you what music you should try listening to and what you HAVE TO listen to. And by the way, if you don't understand that the title of this post is from a song, go listen to some 80s music fool.

Albums you NEED TO listen to: (if you haven't already)

• Trey Songz - Passion, Pain & Pleasure
• Bruno Mars - Doowops & Hooligans
• Skyzoo & Illmind - Live From the Tape Deck
• Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday (deluxe version)
• Kid Cudi - Man on the Moon Vol. II: The Legend of Mr. Rager (deluxe version)
• Ke$ha - Cannibal
• Jadakiss - The Champ is Here 3
• Curren$y - This Ain't No Mixtape
• Big Sean - Finally Famous Vol. 3: BIG
• Royce da 5'9" - Streep Hop (deluxe version)
• Travie Mccoy - Lazarus
• Rihanna - Loud
• Phoenix - Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix
• Prince Royce - (self titled album)

Songs you NEED to listen to:

• 6 foot 7 foot (feat. Cory Gunz) - Lil Wayne
• Ashin Kusher - Kid Cudi
• First Date Sex - Mike Posner [this song just makes me laughh]
• Horchata - Vampire Weekend
• Still Got Love - Tony Williams (from the album Finding Dakota Grey)
• Speakers on Blast - Skyzoo & Illmind
• Por Que Te Demoras? - Plan B
• I Got No Ceilings - Lil Wayne
• Take One for the Team (feat. Keri Hilson, Pusha T, & Cyhi the Prince) - Kanye West
• Remember the Titans (feat. Fabolous, Lloyd Banks & Royce da 5'9") - Joe Budden
• Who Dat - J.Cole
• I Am He - Diggy Simmons
• Memories (feat. Kid Cudi) - David Guetta
• Waiting for the End - Linkin Park
• All Things Go - Chiddy Bang
• Nothing But Us - Curren$y
• Liquor Store Blues (feat. Damian Marley) - Bruno Mars
• Follow My Lead (feat. Joell Ortiz) - Joe Budden
• G.R.I.N.D. - Asher Roth
• Raining Men (feat. Nicki Minaj) - Rihanna
• H-A-M - Kanye West & Jay-Z

Time to update your ipod

if you haven't already.

- lizi :]

Look Outside, It Looks Like Narnia

In case you haven't noticed, or your not in Boston right now....we have gotten A LOT OF SNOW. There's like sooooo much snow everywhere, it's a winter wonderland...or Narnia too if you really think about it.

Boston imparticular has gotten hit with a crazy amount of snow. So keep your little kids indoors cause if they're that small, they will definitely get lost in the snow, haha. Another thing I heard is that 49 states have gotten snow...that's crazy! But to me, the only state that matters is the state of Massachusetts cause I'm not going anywhere as of now.

If you haven't traveled around outside today, wherever you are, here are some pics to see exactly how much snow this Nor'easter brought and all the chaos that comes with it.

So I may be like the millionth person to tell ya bout the snow

but I thought...letting you read this info one more time wouldnt' kill you.

Now, GO SHOVEL THE DRIVEWAY KIDS!

-Lizi:]